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SWIMMING WITH THE NUNS- I should have known the m SWIMMING WITH THE NUNS- I should have known the moment I smelled the heady combo of quiche and Lysol. My mother frantically rushing around to clean our already perfectly spotless California (by way of Long Island, NY) ranch-style home. All the signs were there: The nuns were coming! “Why are they coming here?” I asked my mother, who was now basically Windexing our toy poodle Mona. “Because it’s nice for them to leave the convent every once in a while.” “Sure, I get that, but why always to our house? Why not Coney Island or The Catskill Game Farm or I don’t know—anywhere else but our house?” “Be nice, Mary, and go wash your face.” Please note: I must have had a very dirty face growing up, because that is the one thing I remember my mom repeatedly asking me to do. From HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE NO ONE @goldennotebookpress 📸 @adrienbroom
I have a new website ☺️ Link in my profile for I have a new website ☺️ Link in my profile for all things Mary..the storyteller 📚 or go to www.marygiulianiauthor.com ❤️ 📸 @adrienbroom
Happy Birthday @pearlcaliforniacountry 💫 album Happy Birthday @pearlcaliforniacountry 💫 album cover
Celebrating one of the finest humans in the entire Celebrating one of the finest humans in the entire world 💫 I love you @pearlcaliforniacountry May all your dreams come true 🎂🥂 We sure did have some fun 🥳 @chudneylross ❤️
Sure is fun growing old with this guy 🤦🏻‍♀️
April 9th, 2019 we danced the tarantella at Katz’s Deli to celebrate Tiny Hot Dogs 🌭🤣🙏🏻 @alfioofficial ❤️
This is how @mgcevents eclipses ☀️🌕 This is how @mgcevents eclipses ☀️🌕
Awww shucks ☺️ Have you read Tiny Hot Dogs? 🌭 Link in bio 💫 Thank you @tvaquilina ❤️
Never taking this off… SNL geek forever ❤️ Never taking this off… SNL geek forever ❤️
When you have the best GodmothA ever!!!!! Thank yo When you have the best GodmothA ever!!!!! Thank you @aenugent23 What a night 💫 @oliviarodrigo you are a rock goddess 💜 Happy 1st @thegarden
Earthquake?? What earthquake?? Earthquake?? What earthquake??
Just finished the @appletv @stevemartinreally doc Just finished the @appletv @stevemartinreally doc and feeling grateful that from a very young age, I chose him as my guiding light for all things funny. An honest, vulnerable and beautiful glimpse into the life of an incredibly private artist AND a truly heartwarming validation for those like me, who have spent many years kneeling at the alter Martin 🙏🏻 “Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.” —Steve Martin
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